Right on: The 10 Commandments for Muslims
This is at the Big Pharaoh
A voice came out of the fire telling me “The Big Pharaoh, I am Allah, I chose you to carry a message to my beloved Muslims. I know they are not happy with how they are looked upon internationally and especially in the Western world. I know they are trying to find ways in order to remedy that and this is why I will give you 10 commandments to post on your blog. I just hope they listen to me”
You just have to read these! They are funny, and yet so right-on, it's almost not funny.
4.Thou shall understand that the West gets their info on Islam not from your preaching nor from the books you translate to them but from your actions.